This is going to cost me (as we say here in Spain) blood, sweat and tears as the translation of this post is extremely difficult for me and it could happen:
a) That you find it as amusing as I do because you understand Spanish humour or you can make any sense of it.
b) That after reading a few lines you ask yourself: what the hell is she talking about, for Clone’s sake?
First of all, before talking about the hat and coat patterns, I have to say that here in Spain we began to celebrate this day relatively late, that is in mid XX century. There is a popular rumour that a well-known Spanish department store began to publicise this festive day to incentive sales.